Mama says today her friend Steven is coming from Indianapolis to celebrate her favorite holiday, St. Patrick’s Day. I don’t know about this, Mama. Who is this guy, anyway?
Mama and Steven met in college, before I was born, in 2005. They worked on a project together in their European Politics class and have been good buddies ever since. So now he is coming out to visit. Well, fine. I know I am the number one boy in your life, Mama. I’m not mad. I’m just a little grouchy because I remember that Steven has a number one boy in his life too and was HE invited? NOOOOOO… YOUR friend gets to come, but MY friend has to stay home.
Poor CrackerJack. He’s missing all the fun. Maybe I’ll come see you this summer, Jackers!!!